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PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 3:25 pm 
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yeah, i think masterbation is the only solution.

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Daily Mail now claims to 'love blacks / poor people', was only joking before.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 1:20 pm 
Yes, no-one could love him more than he loves himself anyway


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 09, 2004 4:09 pm 
are you supposed to love someone else more than yrself?


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:22 pm 
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are you supposed to love someone else more than yrself?
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It's good to know the spirit of altruism lives on in the some of the dodgier parts of Northern England. Have you ever thought of joining a boyband ?


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no

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is it just the margaritas..... Or are you talking at me?


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:58 am 
I bet you have. You just couldn't find a bed big enough


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:37 pm 
of course, that'll be why. You know me so well and i know so little about you, maybe you should share??


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 1:15 pm 
In your dreams!


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:11 pm 
1ce wrote:
are you supposed to love someone else more than yrself?
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See also - The Greatest love of all by Whitney Houston


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 1:57 pm 
Happy christmas to one and all


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2005 12:25 pm 
Interviewer: Linda, you must feel utterly delighted marrying Paul Mc Cartney one the world's most eligable batchelors. How do you feel ?
Linda Mc Cartney: Utterly delighted !


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:47 pm 
Ooooooooh Yearhhh give it to me


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 31, 2005 1:00 pm 
" The average person uses 12 sheets of toilet paper every time they go to the toilet" - Carol Vorderman, who is in no way anally retentive


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 12:36 pm 
Too be read in a French Accent

Dave Parry leaves his house. He checks the phoneboxes at the end of the street for loose change. Today he is unlucky, tomorrow who knows....


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 10:40 am 
Albert leaves his apartment building. A loose slate is blown from the roof, hitting him on the head, killing him instantly. Colin rushes to his side. He checks for a pulse. There is none. He rifles Albert's pockets and leaves with his mobile phone and loose change. His credit cards remain intact. Meanwhile a fly is buzzing around Alains window. He throws a biscuit tin at it, smashing his window. Life is unfair. Why must he suffer so ?


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:35 am 
People say "you want to get out more" when people are talking shit. If that's the case ; How do you explain Taxi drivers ?


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 7:57 pm 
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" The average person uses 12 sheets of toilet paper every time they go to the toilet" - Carol Vorderman, who is in no way anally retentive


If you have to wipe, you ain't eating right.

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nice

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 11:42 am 
To see you, to see you...


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ermmmmm twice?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 11:22 am 
Good game, good game


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 12:06 pm 
http://www.freewebs.com/ataleofstrugglement/


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Good game, good game

Where's my Brucey bonus?

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 4:21 pm 
RocK iDLe wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Good game, good game

Where's my Brucey bonus?
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Okay, You get to shag Ice


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 10:24 am 
Woof!


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Anonymous wrote:
RocK iDLe wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Good game, good game

Where's my Brucey bonus?
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Okay, You get to shag Ice


he can keep his filthy hands off the father of my child

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 10:58 am 
Isn't the new Coral single"In the morning" the most irratating thing since "Wake up Boo" ? What's the betting it gets used by breakfast telly for the next 5 years. I'm sick of it already.


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PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2005 4:56 pm 
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i was raped by my down syndrome baby.

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gotta hate those down syndromes.

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PostPosted: Tue May 03, 2005 1:33 pm 
IamDamoSuzuki wrote:
i was raped by my down syndrome baby.
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Are you Wayne Rooney's Mother ?


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