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PostPosted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:47 am 
He's a big Southern nufty boy that likes Suede and plays a semi-acoustic guitar because he's so limp wristed he hasn't got the strength to pick up a Les Paul


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:49 pm 
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wud u have had such a problem if i'd bought u a drink?

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:33 am 
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You purchasing me a beverage that evening would not have cured my disdain for all northerners. Would've been a nice try though, a welcomed attempt, etc.

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john to gobshite you were fucking a northerner for a good few months

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I did no such thing!

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liar

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 2:38 am 
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Meh.

Temporary insanity.

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 10:59 am 
What's the betting he's from Birmingham ? That would explain a lot


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 2:29 pm 
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Liam Gallagher wrote:
I need to see myself
On the national health
Give me strong white cider
I'm crawlin like a spider
My sister's on the stove and I think I might have fried her
And they knocked me back for being a drunken twat
I went there everyday
but they turned me away
I hi-jacked me a plan
and I went on holiday
And they knocked me back for being a drunken twat

My friend is a small roadcone
Sits in a treetop all alone
He works for the tourist board


I've got a friend called Daphne
She's into wearing napppies
She likes to poo her pants
and she says it makes her happy
She's done it on the carpet
and on a moving target
The tortoise runs away
but it's too late now she's started
And they knocked me back for being a drunken twat



that's utter shit if ever i saw any. were you expecting praise? you've simply made a fool of yourself, but then, you didn't need to have written the lyrics, you could have made a valid statement, but still, the fact that you posted as liam gallagher will always shine through any intelligent comment. fool.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:51 am 
Casualty is back on saturday, with an extra episode on sunday


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:59 am 
[img]http://image_url[/img ] (alt=p)


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 1:01 pm 
do you ever find yourself regularly reading forums, but never actually posting any messages?


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:19 pm 
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why not?
and if u want it?

do what u want no uno


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PostPosted: Sat Oct 16, 2004 1:54 pm 
http://www.littlewaves.com/kills_ecard


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PostPosted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 12:45 pm 
http://www.changinglinks.com


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 1:52 pm 
Shake it
Shake it
Shake it like a polaroid picture


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:06 pm 
Lawyer: You can't divorce Minnie just because she's got big teeth.
Mickey Mouse: I didn't say that. I said she was fuckin' Goofy


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 Post subject: sorry to hear about John Peel, guys
PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2004 5:52 pm 
from the US...sending my regards. i know he broke Elastica, and basically broke any band that was worth a damn in the last 20-25 years.

hope the rest of BBC radio doesn't start to fall apart like US radio has (save for NPR).


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:12 pm 
2 little fat fellas + 2 transvestites = The Manic street preachers


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 16, 2004 7:33 pm 
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Anonymous wrote:
2 little fat fellas + 2 transvestites = The Manic street preachers

The sum changed about ten years ago

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:26 pm 
2 even fatter little fellas + 1 tranny = The manic street Preachers

Where has the other tranny gone ? Did he marry David Beckham ?


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 19, 2004 6:36 pm 
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no, he fell off the severn bridge purposely accidentally, allegedly.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:19 pm 
Anonymous wrote:
2 even fatter little fellas + 1 tranny = The manic street Preachers

Where has the other tranny gone ? Did he marry David Beckham ?
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Wasn't it Brian Molko who married David Beckham ?


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2004 10:13 pm 
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this thread has been running for more than a year. :*:

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 11:47 am 
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this thread is dull

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:19 pm 
Why has the european city of culture thread been locked ? Give a Chav a chance


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:55 pm 
i just want to say

HELLO WAWA

I MISS YOU!!


:idiote:


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Why has the european city of culture thread been locked ? Give a Chav a chance


i'm trying to reduce the amount of bollocks on this forum.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 3:03 pm 
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can you do anything about random stalkers? :idiote: :idiote:

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 01, 2004 5:24 pm 
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can you do anything about random stalkers? :idiote: :idiote:
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Have a wank


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